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YES
FUCKING THIS
Or sometimes they think I am completely blind without them.
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and everyone on my facebook feed is complaining about the traffic from it, or that is happened on their birthday/anniversary/first day of work
wow, just fucking wow
HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE DEAD PEOPLE’S DAY WENT? ‘Oooh I think I’ll go grab a cup of coffee before schoo-‘ BLAMMO! End of story. How do you think their mom’s day went? Their best friend? Their girlfriend? Bet you your last fucking breath they’re not complaining about traffic today.The unstoppable selfishness of the human condition never fails to disgust me.
Good morning, Seattle - I hate you.
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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